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Mar 23 2021

Hot Cross Puns

Today I shared a #bakery themed 60 second pitch with my #business sales team at Fortress Fareham (BNI)
How many #puns can you spot this week? Are there any more you can think of that I could have used? –
Good morning, my name is Nigel Williams and I can blow up your client’s #logo using my Canon. From a #businesscard size to an A0 #poster and beyond.
I am the owner of Afford A Print, based in Southampton, Hampshire, with clients across the UK.
This week, dough you have a contact in a bakery?  I would like a specific introduction to Jade Nias, at The Oven Door Bakery ltd in Eastleigh.

If you know Jade, let’s speak after to make a recipe for introductions.
Rye refer business to me? Because we can turnaround jobs meal quick.
For example, recently Conor from Same Day Security asked me to #print him some #letterheads –
these were ready for him to pick up the same day he requested. Piece of cake!
Other jobs we have recently done within 24 hours – Some business cards for a software designer, an A0 poster for an engineering company. and some Easter #leaflets for a church.
So if your clients are seeking a butter looking #flyer, a well done #booklet, or a roll of #stickers – ciabatta refer your clients my way!
Choose Afford A Print, where we have the cure for the common card. That’s a wrap!
Check out our special offers below and talk to us today about your #printproject –
www.affordaprint.co.uk
support@affordaprint.co.uk
02382 358 168

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Mar 17 2021

A megabyte of puns

While there may not be 1024 bits of pun, we hope you will nonetheless enjoy this short gig. (C what I did there?)

I shared a #software themed 60 second pitch this week with my #business sales team at Fortress Fareham (BNI).
How many #puns can you spot? Are there any more you can think of that I could have used?

Good morning, my name is Nigel Williams and I can blow up your clients logo using my Canon – from a #businesscard size to a massive A0 #printedposter and beyond.
I am the owner of Afford A Print, based in Southampton, Hampshire, with clients all across the #UK.
This week, code you source me an introduction to a software company please? – anywhere in the uk, specifically for you to make note of,  Bruce Mitchell at I.T. Dev Ltd in Southampton.
If you know Bruce, let’s chat after so we can developer introduction.
Why engineer an intro to me? Recently a software company wanted us to print them some business cards. From placing the order, we kept them in the loop – and they arrived the next working day (Array!). They said this: “Amazing service… great quality and prices – Strongly recommend them for any printing needs you may have” (Andrei Bazanov of Poole Software)
So if it’s a prototype #flyer, stapled script, a program for an #event or a hardware-ing #rollerbanner,
choose Afford A Print, where we have the cure for the common card!
Check out our special offers below and talk to us today about your #printproject –
www.affordaprint.co.uk
support@affordaprint.co.uk
02382 358 168

Offer 1

 

£5 off your first print order of £50 or more*

By quoting

“Printing Offer 1”

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(*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Offer 2

 

 £10 off your first print order of £75 or more*

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“Print UK wide offer 2”

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Offer 3

 

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Written by Print Specialist · Categorized: 60 seconds, Funny · Tagged: Outdoor banners Southampton, poster printing, Posters, Printed banners, Printed booklets, Printed business cards, printed Letterheads, printed poster, Printed posters, Printing bleed, printing Southampton, product banners, PVC Banners, roller banners, Roller Banners Southampton, Silk business cards, Silk flyer, Single sided business cards, small posters, Southampton Printer, Southampton Printers, Southampton Printing, stapled booklets

Mar 12 2021

A portrait of some landscape puns

This week I shared a #Landscape Designer themed 60 second pitch with my #business sales team at Fortress Fareham (BNI).
How many #puns can you spot this week? Are there any more you can think of that I could have used?
Good morning, my name is Nigel Williams and I decorate converted trees!
From a printed #businesscard to a massive A0 #poster and beyond!
I am the owner of Afford A Print, based in #Southampton, #Hampshire, with clients across the UK.
This week I would like you to plant me an introduction to a Landscape Designer anywhere in the UK please. Specifically Samuel Graydon of Touchstone Garden Services in Eastleigh. That’s Samuel Graydon.
If you know Samuel, let’s chat so we can plot the introduction.
Why pave an introduction to us? One example is our fast turnaround. Recently, a local company wanted a massive landscape drawing printed. We had it ready for them in no time – they were very happy and they came back for another one the next day!
So, if it’s boulder business card, a #flyer that rocks, overhanging #posters or a deck of #postcards,
choose Afford A Print, where we have the cure for the common card!
Check out our special offers below and talk to us today about your #printproject –
www.affordaprint.co.uk
support@affordaprint.co.uk
02382 358 168

Offer 1

 

£5 off your first print order of £50 or more*

By quoting

“Printing Offer 1”

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(*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Offer 2

 

 £10 off your first print order of £75 or more*

By quoting

“Print UK wide offer 2”

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Offer 3

 

 £20 off your first printing order of £100 or more*

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Mar 03 2021

Do you dig it? More puns unearthed for you….

This week I shared a #construction company themed 60 second pitch with my #business sales team at Fortress Fareham (BNI).
How many #puns can you spot this week? Are there any more you can think of that I could have used?

Good morning – 

I’m Nigel Williams and I can blow up your clients design using my Canon! From #businesscard size to A0 and beyond!

I am the manager of Afford A Print, based in #Southampton, #Hampshire, with clients across the UK.

This week I would love you to build me up an intro to a construction company. Specifically Jay Shaw at Bitterne Building Contractors.
If you know Jay Shaw, speak with me after and we can cement the introduction.

Why refer your clients to me? One example is our fast turnaround. This week, a local company wanted an A0 drawing printed. We did it and it was in their hands within hours – they were so happy they came back for more – We Love it when a plan comes together!

So if your clients want to fabricate a #foldedflyer, erect a #banner or develop a #booklet –
Let us be the foundation for all their #printing needs –

Choose Afford A Print, where we have the cure for the common card!

Check out our special offers below and talk to us today about your #printproject –
www.affordaprint.co.uk
support@affordaprint.co.uk
02382 358 168

Offer 1

 

£5 off your first print order of £50 or more*

By quoting

“Printing Offer 1”

Contact here to claim

(*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Offer 2

 

 £10 off your first print order of £75 or more*

By quoting

“Print UK wide offer 2”

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 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Offer 3

 

 £20 off your first printing order of £100 or more*

By quoting

“Fast printing offer 3”

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 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Written by Print Specialist · Categorized: 60 seconds, Funny · Tagged: high quality posters, Indoor banners Hampshire, Laminated business cards, large posters, large printed banner, large quantity poster print, Matt business cards, matt posters, Outdoor banners Southampton, poster printing, Posters, Printed banners, Printed booklets, Printed business cards, printed Letterheads, printed poster, Printed posters, Printing bleed, printing Southampton, product banners, PVC Banners, roller banners, Roller Banners Southampton, Silk business cards, Silk flyer, Single sided business cards, small posters, Southampton Printer, Southampton Printers, Southampton Printing, stapled booklets, two meter banner, uncoated business cards, Uncoated flyer, wall banners hampshire, water proof posters

Feb 26 2021

Furnish your eyes with more printing puns!

This week I shared a #furniture company themed 60 second pitch with my #business sales team at Fortress Fareham (BNI)
How many #puns can you spot this week? Are there any more you can think of that I could have used?

Good morning – 

I’m Nigel Williams and I can blow up your clients design using my Canon! From #businesscard size to A0 and beyond!
I am the manager of Afford a Print, based in Southampton, with clients across the uk.

Today I would like a comfy introduction to a Furniture Company please – specifically to Michelle Franklin-Hay at Resurrection Furniture, if you know Michelle, speak with me after and we can chair ideas on the introduction.
Why refer me to your clients? 

Here is what a recent customer said:
“Absolutely brilliant. Very helpful. Makes ordering what could be quite difficult a sinch.”
Also, we have over 20 years experience in the industry… sofa, so good! A benchmark you could say.
So, If it’s a pew business cards or four-posters – choose Afford A Print, where we have the cure for the common card!
Check out our special offers below and talk to us today about your #printproject –
www.affordaprint.co.uk
support@affordaprint.co.uk
02382 358 168

Offer 1

 

£5 off your first print order of £50 or more*

By quoting

“Printing Offer 1”

Contact here to claim

(*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Offer 2

 

 £10 off your first print order of £75 or more*

By quoting

“Print UK wide offer 2”

Contact here to claim

 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Offer 3

 

 £20 off your first printing order of £100 or more*

By quoting

“Fast printing offer 3”

Contact here to claim

 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Written by Print Specialist · Categorized: 60 seconds, Funny · Tagged: large posters, large printed banner, large quantity poster print, Matt business cards, matt posters, Outdoor banners Southampton, poster printing, Posters, Printed banners, Printed booklets Hampshire, Printed business cards, printed Letterheads, printed poster, Printed posters, Printing bleed, printing Southampton, product banners, PVC Banners, roller banners, Roller Banners Southampton, Silk business cards, Silk flyer, Single sided business cards, small posters, Southampton Printer, Southampton Printers, Southampton Printing, stapled booklets, two meter banner, uncoated business cards, Uncoated flyer, wall banners, water proof posters

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