Afford A Print are members of the Fortress Fareham BNI. We are the exclusive printers to the group. Each week we put together a business pitch. Here are some of those themed business pitches:
Good morning –
I’m Nigel Williams from Afford a Print based in yonder Southampton, and delivering across the uk. A five star review came this week from a drama academy, they said:
>>> at this point I scripted the most dramatic member in the group to read the following:
“Absolutely brilliant. Flyers look beautiful and very quick. A real pleasure to have done business with you”
Give that man an oscar!
The customer received 5000 flyers within 24 hours of ordering. You should refer business to me, because we “out perform” the competition by far. Ranked 1st out of over 2,650 other print services U.K. wide on the freeindex directory. Today I would like you to ‘plot’ an introduction to a theatre Company for me – specifically “Alan Bound, Digital Marketing Officer” at the Kings Theatre in Portsmouth. Ask him to fill in this questionnaire so we can review their printing needs.
So if you need a print solution, let us be your resolution – choose Afford A Print.. where We’ll save your clients a mint!
Good morning – I’m Nigel Williams from Afford a Print based in Southampton, and delivering across the uk.
guess the theme time again…
We are real ‘suite’ when it comes to your clients printing needs - Our customer reviews show we are top of the ‘table’ above our competition – “seated” 1st out of over 2,650 others U.K. Wide on the freeindex directory. This is based on Value for money, Professionalism and Quality. We also have over 15 years in the industry… “sofa” so good!
Today I would like a “comfy” introduction to a (can you guess?) Furniture Company- In particular, Carole Anne Jones, Hampshire Barn Interiors Ltd, lower Farringdon, near alton. Ask them to fill in this questionnaire so we can review their printing needs.
So for >> the << “bench mark” in printing – choose Afford A Print.. where We’ll save your clients a mint!
I read the following script from a bin liner (held my Ipad in the mouth of a bin liner)
Good morning I am Nigel from Afford A Print. Based in Southampton, delivering across the UK.
Guess the theme!
Recently we have “bin” doing posters for a church and a banner for a book keepers – No job too small or too big – in fact I want to “trash” a myth that any job for us might be “rubbish”. We can do printing jobs from one flyer to one million – so don’t “skip” past any job where you could introduce us.
We are at the top of the “pile” – ranked first on Freeindex out of over 2,670 other UK print companies – So don’t “waste” your time with the others.
This week I’d like you to “bag” me an introduction to… a waste management company, in particular, TJ Waste in Portsmouth.
So here’s a “tip” don’t “waste” your money, choose Afford A Print where we’ll save your clients a mint!
And amazingly only one of those puns was recycled. But I am sure you will agree it’s “wheely bin” good fun.