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A megabyte of puns

While there may not be 1024 bits of pun, we hope you will nonetheless enjoy this short gig. (C what I did there?)

I shared a #software themed 60 second pitch this week with my #business sales team at Fortress Fareham (BNI).
How many #puns can you spot? Are there any more you can think of that I could have used?

Good morning, my name is Nigel Williams and I can blow up your clients logo using my Canon – from a #businesscard size to a massive A0 #printedposter and beyond.
I am the owner of Afford A Print, based in Southampton, Hampshire, with clients all across the #UK.
This week, code you source me an introduction to a software company please? – anywhere in the uk, specifically for you to make note of,  Bruce Mitchell at I.T. Dev Ltd in Southampton.
If you know Bruce, let’s chat after so we can developer introduction.
Why engineer an intro to me? Recently a software company wanted us to print them some business cards. From placing the order, we kept them in the loop – and they arrived the next working day (Array!). They said this: “Amazing service… great quality and prices – Strongly recommend them for any printing needs you may have” (Andrei Bazanov of Poole Software)
So if it’s a prototype #flyer, stapled script, a program for an #event or a hardware-ing #rollerbanner,
choose Afford A Print, where we have the cure for the common card!
Check out our special offers below and talk to us today about your #printproject –
www.affordaprint.co.uk
support@affordaprint.co.uk
02382 358 168

Offer 1

 

£5 off your first print order of £50 or more*

By quoting

“Printing Offer 1”

Contact here to claim

(*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

 Offer 2

 

 £10 off your first print order of £75 or more*

By quoting

“Print UK wide offer 2”

Contact here to claim

 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

 Offer 3

 

 £20 off your first printing order of £100 or more*

By quoting

“Fast printing offer 3”

Contact here to claim

 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Do you dig it? More puns unearthed for you….

This week I shared a #construction company themed 60 second pitch with my #business sales team at Fortress Fareham (BNI).
How many #puns can you spot this week? Are there any more you can think of that I could have used?

Good morning – 

I’m Nigel Williams and I can blow up your clients design using my Canon! From #businesscard size to A0 and beyond!

I am the manager of Afford A Print, based in #Southampton, #Hampshire, with clients across the UK.

This week I would love you to build me up an intro to a construction company. Specifically Jay Shaw at Bitterne Building Contractors.
If you know Jay Shaw, speak with me after and we can cement the introduction.

Why refer your clients to me? One example is our fast turnaround. This week, a local company wanted an A0 drawing printed. We did it and it was in their hands within hours – they were so happy they came back for more – We Love it when a plan comes together!

So if your clients want to fabricate a #foldedflyer, erect a #banner or develop a #booklet –
Let us be the foundation for all their #printing needs –

Choose Afford A Print, where we have the cure for the common card!

Check out our special offers below and talk to us today about your #printproject –
www.affordaprint.co.uk
support@affordaprint.co.uk
02382 358 168

Offer 1

 

£5 off your first print order of £50 or more*

By quoting

“Printing Offer 1”

Contact here to claim

(*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

 Offer 2

 

 £10 off your first print order of £75 or more*

By quoting

“Print UK wide offer 2”

Contact here to claim

 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

 Offer 3

 

 £20 off your first printing order of £100 or more*

By quoting

“Fast printing offer 3”

Contact here to claim

 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Furnish your eyes with more printing puns!

This week I shared a #furniture company themed 60 second pitch with my #business sales team at Fortress Fareham (BNI)
How many #puns can you spot this week? Are there any more you can think of that I could have used?

Good morning – 

I’m Nigel Williams and I can blow up your clients design using my Canon! From #businesscard size to A0 and beyond!
I am the manager of Afford a Print, based in Southampton, with clients across the uk.

Today I would like a comfy introduction to a Furniture Company please – specifically to Michelle Franklin-Hay at Resurrection Furniture, if you know Michelle, speak with me after and we can chair ideas on the introduction.
Why refer me to your clients? 

Here is what a recent customer said:
“Absolutely brilliant. Very helpful. Makes ordering what could be quite difficult a sinch.”
Also, we have over 20 years experience in the industry… sofa, so good! A benchmark you could say.
So, If it’s a pew business cards or four-posters – choose Afford A Print, where we have the cure for the common card!
Check out our special offers below and talk to us today about your #printproject –
www.affordaprint.co.uk
support@affordaprint.co.uk
02382 358 168

Offer 1

 

£5 off your first print order of £50 or more*

By quoting

“Printing Offer 1”

Contact here to claim

(*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

 Offer 2

 

 £10 off your first print order of £75 or more*

By quoting

“Print UK wide offer 2”

Contact here to claim

 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

 Offer 3

 

 £20 off your first printing order of £100 or more*

By quoting

“Fast printing offer 3”

Contact here to claim

 (*Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)

 

Helping launch a brand new magazine – 60 second pitch

Recently we were recommended to a young lady who needed help formatting her first magazine for printing. Here is a brief summary in the format of a 60 second business pitch (read out at our excellent business referral meeting BNI Fortress Fareham):

Good morning,

Nigel Williams from Afford A Print, based in Southampton, delivering across the UK.

Story this week, another 5 star review on Freeindex saying this:

“I ordered 200 copies of a children’s magazine I put together. I’m thirteen years old and never done anything like this before…..”

So – we provided help from the ground up – about what she needed to do to make her magazine format ready to print.

She went on to say…

“The service was amazing, all my questions were answered and everything was explained clearly. The posting was super fast. I was really impressed with the quality of the magazine. The price was also really good. I’ll definitely be using Afford A Print, if I decide to make another issue.”

This is something we see time and again – customers saying how they appreciate our work from start to finish.

This week, I would love an introduction please to your contacts who have stapled magazines or product catalogues – specifically Mark Durrant at MD Truck and Trailer Spares Ltd in Fair Oak.

So to save your clients a mint, send them to Afford A Print!

Incidentally, since the meeting where we pitched this, we were introduced by someone in the room to Mark at MD Truck and Trailer Spares Ltd.

An explosive business pitch – 60 seconds countdown

An explosive business pitch from our recent Business Networking International meeting (Fortress Fareham):

Good morning, Nigel Williams from Afford A Print, based in Southampton, delivering across the UK.

This week, I would love you to “make some noise” to introduce me to a demolition company – anywhere in the UK. For example, Hughes & Salvage, who have a head office in Portsmouth, that’s the demolition company, Hughes & Salvage.

You should refer business to us, because we are on a whole different “level” when it comes to our customer service. For example, our own good member Steve, needed an urgent “collapsible” banner – the design was ready Tuesday and I hand delivered it to him the next day. “Bang” on time.

Another reason to refer business my way, is because we  “obliterate” our competition when it comes to customer reviews. “Blasting” our way to the top spot – ranked number 1 on the Freeindex directory out of a staggering 1400 other print services UK wide.

So if it is a “smashing” flyer, or a “ground breaking” poster .

To save your clients a mint – send them to Afford A Print!

Call or email for a quote:
02382 358 168 ||
support@affordaprint.co.uk